Kinja'd!!! "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
02/04/2016 at 19:59 • Filed to: None

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Kinja'd!!! Svend > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
02/04/2016 at 20:03

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To be authentic it must be a deep fried haggis burger.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
02/04/2016 at 20:14

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Oh im going to hell for laughing


Kinja'd!!! Svend > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
02/04/2016 at 21:24

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I wouldn’t worry about hell.

If the religious people I know and have met are going to heaven, I’d be glad of the peace and quiet in hell.


Kinja'd!!! gmctavish needs more space > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
02/04/2016 at 22:23

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Hmm


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > Svend
02/05/2016 at 02:12

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But... uh... Hell’s worse. No perpetual A/C, the beds are hard and uncomfortable and shit, food’s always burnt, everything’s a hassle to get by and everybody complains, villains of every kind are there, there’s absolutely no water, your skin burns... I mean, OK, so you hate religious people, and I am certain a good number of them wouldn’t stand Adult Jesus’ Final Q&A, but Heaven’s a hundred million times better than Hell.

Besides, you can always choose to hang out with the more famous good guys, as well as, say, the First Chill Pope, St. John Paul II.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > Wheelerguy
02/05/2016 at 02:25

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Well the way I see it is Satan is in charge of hell, so why would he punish people for being bad, surely being bad is what he’s all about so bad people would be his mates, his buddies, etc...

I’d rather be there than spend eternity with a load of religious do gooders who spent there university gap year traveling the world, spreading the word of God, etc...